First they took my TOS 
 Then they took my TNG
 Said “bon voyage” to Voyager
 Now there’s nothing left for me

 [bad word] DS9
 Now there’s no more Enterprise
 Erased the animated show
 Yeah, she met a quick demise

The final frontier has been finalized
 There ain’t [bad word] back
 It’s getting no reprise
 It boldly came and went
 Got no Trek to represent
 I never thought the day 
 [bad word] that I had to say
 It’s dead Jim 

Space is cold and so am I
 Just like Kirk my show has died
 Everything has gone awry
 I guess it’s time to say goodbye

‘Cause Scotty’s gone and so is Bones
 They took their final voyage home
 And I guess I’ve always known
 That some day I’d be alone

Tore down the sets today
 Gave the plastic ears away
 Sold the props on eBay
 Left my life in disarray

It’s dead Jim 
 Until they bring it back again