Get your [bad word] in the kitchen!
Do what you is told.
The sink is full of dishes.
The tub is full of mold.
I have no clean underwear.
I'll have to think of more chores.
Get your [bad word] on your knees with a [bad word] and [bad word] my [bad word]  floors.

Duane... Dude, what the [bad word] are you doing?
How many times do I have to tell you, dude...
You're doin' it all wrong...

Ya gotta do it like this:
Kick her in the face in the jaw.
Kick that [bad word] 'til ya can't kick no more.
Then ya do a little jig like this.
Like this?
Then ya hit her in the mouth with ya fist.
With my fist...

Awww shiiit...
BrandO said knock you out.
I'm about to show you what it's all about.
I'll throw a [bad word]  shoe;
and then I'll tell her what to [bad word]  do.
She loves the abuse, don't let her lie to you!
woman ain't nothin' but a thing to [bad word] 

Hey guys I brought the game with me... What the [bad word] ..

I'm gonna call the cops!
You can't hit a woman like that!
Ya gotta buy 'em flowers!
Where's my baseball bat?!

Let's put his [bad word] in the [bad word] 
Take him to the river then dump this punk.

(911, what's your emergency?)
They hit me in the face!
They hit me in the jaw!
I'm sorry but I had noone else to call.
They threw a [bad word]  shoe at me and broke my nose!
My eye's puffin' like a [bad word]  crescent roll.
When they headed outside I locked the door.
I had to drag my lifeless body all across the floor.
I'm bleedin' real bad and I got 2 black eyes!
 [bad word] you should probably listen better next time.)