Behold the way our fine feathered friend,
His virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
The picture thou hast made
Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Thou noble upright [bad word] sincere,
And slightly dopey gent

Youre my funny valentine, [bad word] valentine,
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable,
Yet, you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than greek? 
Is your mouth a little weak? 
When you open it to speak, are you smart? 
But, don't change a hair for me.
Not if you care for me.
Stay little valentine, stay!
Each day is valentines day

Is your figure less than greek? 
Is your mouth a little weak? 
When you open it to speak, are you smart? 
But, don't change a hair for me.
Not if you care for me.
Stay little valentine, stay!
Each day is valentines day