Everybody writes
Everybody reads
Everybody learns faster than me

I'd like to learn
I'd like to read
I'd even like to love eventually

But I've got a date with procrastination
I've got a date
I don't want to be late

I've got a problem with my education
I got a problem, it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain

I'd like to write the next great novel
I'd like to write a brilliant play
I'd like to travel to distant [bad word] every word you say

But I've got a date with procrastination
I've got a date
I don't want to be late

I've got a problem with my education
I got a problem, it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain

Well I'd like to learn about musical theory
And I'd like to learn about philosophy
I'd like to learn a foreign language
Hey, maybe I'll do that eventually

But I've got a problem with my education
I got a problem, it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain