Say goodbye to everything you know
Say hello to what a man can know
(Monsterman)
(Monsterman)

This his one and only dream
It's all obscene
to Monsterman

(Huh!)
The man's a monster
a beast on [bad word] He's a [bad word] you can't stop with a gun

Mutant plans from a mind insane
Loud screams from the House of Pain

There is no
Zombie in the closet

There is no
Thing underneath the bed

There's no alien abduction

The monster's in your head

Say what you want
say what you will

Said and done
the threat is still
(Monsterman)
(Monsterman)

They say beauty's in the eye
of the beholder so don't try
to understand him

Everyday is Halloween
It's all obscene
to Monsterman