Warlocks in wonderland
Ive gotta megatropolis in my hand
And a... subterranean marching band
Makin noise for the boys in the Vatican
And a

little package and off we go
Oh..... ticky ticky tackita tic tac toe
I know... everybodys Eskimo
Weve got another [bad word] And thats our show... well

Every night I go looking for you
Everyone in the world adores you
little packet of something kind
To find your [bad word] up on it everyday for
Look at me and its what I stay for
little locket of fantasy
That we believe in

Lilacs and contraband
Ive got Santa Monica in my hand
little... Beatle mania when I can
And Ive got two big bags of old Japan

Ring side and blow-by-blow
Another... main event at the old rainbow
We [bad word] .. Right on top of the tupelo
When she looks just like Bridgette Bardot

Make a deal with Uncle Weezer
Sign your name to claim
China Chow will try to please her [bad word] from Jane

Warlocks in wonderland
Ive gotta... Rockapotomus in my hand
With a... Happy ending thats made of sand
With a little bit of lovin is all I can