Painted a perfect picture
And busted my frame
With all this cheap [bad word] talking
You need an oxygen tank
If you're gonna do it, do it right
Got to catch the flow, got to hit em low
I get high between the thighs
Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Someone's always watching me
Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do
Before it ever happens to me
With a slip of the tongue
I'm in deep [bad word] 
I'm so bad off I can taste it
Bury myself with a slip of the tongue
Lick it to the left and take it up
Then lick to the right
My baby likes my Model-T, I'm parkin it tonight
Gotta watch what I do
Gotta watch what I say
There's alway one [bad word] up [bad word] bum
That gets in my way
Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Someone's always watching me
Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do
Before it ever happens to me
With a slip of the tongue
I'm in deep [bad word] 
I'm so bad off I can taste it
Bury myself with a slip of the tongue
I got a psychopathic love
That fits like a glove
My baby bucks like a bronco
When I start to shove
Get your, get your, get your feet up to your ears
Slam it home and take me to Rome
And watch me disappear

Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Someone's always watching me
Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do
Before it ever happens to me
With a slip of the tongue
I'm in deep [bad word] 
I'm so bad off I can taste it
Bury myself with a slip of the tongue