Oh for whatever reason, 
Each time I see him it goes so wrong
Like when I'm out the shower 
Wear hat and Power-puff t [bad word] on
If you tell me what you want
Oh I bet that I'm a good fit
Boy you saw me so wrong
'Cause every time I lose it

No doubt I got no game
My friends, they are the same
Undateable
You can't lose if you never try
That's why me and you
We're undateable for life
We're undateable for life

This world is first impressions
The first your seconds are all you got
This time I wasn't honest but
Honest promise, I'm all you want
If you tell me what you want
Oh I bet that I'm a good fit
Call me at the wrong time
'Cause every time I lose it

No doubt I got no game
My friends, they are the same
Undateable
You can't lose if you never try
That's why me and you
We're undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We're undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We're undateable for life

I met a girl online on Instagram
She was out of my league so I was a fan
Till I took her on a date and things quickly changed
Turns out she has no brain
She would talk about her York and how she's the best
And how all of her exes could flex and have pecks
So I started to drink so I wouldn't get [bad word] 
Because if I got [bad word] I'd be shallowing into it

No doubt I got no game
My friends, they are the same
Undateable
You can't lose if you never try
That's why me and you
We're undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We're undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We're undateable for life