In 2125 I was on a mining colony on Mars
Just a quiet backwater facility among the stars
And then one day I was minding my own business
I was mining my own ore
And there he was...
Space [bad word] In a [bad word] flying off the ridge
Space [bad word] Smashing through our bridge
And as he landed, out came his hammer,
smashed my boss right in the face
Space [bad word] Planting charges left and right
Space [bad word] All he does is annihilate and fight
I didn't sign up for this, I just wanted to get away
Somewhere remote
Just a place where I could earn myself a day's pay
Without being smote
But every time I think I'm safe
Every time I think it's calm
I'm wrong...