Avast!

We're a band of vicious pirates
And we've sailed a thousand seas
We're pillagin' your village
And we're nommin' all your cheese
 [bad word] to steal your shiny stones
'Cos [bad word] out of puppies
And if you try to stop us
You'll be sleepin' with the guppies!

We're odorous and rank
We'll make you walk the plank

Splice the mainbrace, swab the decks
And hoist the colours [bad word] rain or storm or gloom of night
We're Pirats 'til we die

Yahahaharr!

Doors will never hold us back
We'll blow 'em off their hinges
We ain't afraid of anything
Not spiders, heights or ninjas

We're here to plunder booty
We'll be takin' all your treasure
We still to live, we steal to eat
But we'd steal just for pleasure

We'll smash your piggy bank
And we'll make you walk the plank

Splice the mainbrace, swab the decks
And hoist the colours [bad word] rain or storm or gloom of night
We're Pirats 'til we die

Hahar, can ya hear that, men?
That be the sound of glory ringin' in your ears!

Avast!

Our enemies all sank,
'Cos we made them walk the plank, the plank, the plank!

Splice the mainbrace, swab the decks
And hoist the colours [bad word] rain or storm or gloom of night
We're Pirats 'til we die

Swab that deck there!
And hoist those colours!
Hahaharrr!
'Til we die!
Hahaharrr, til we die!
'Til we die!