I wanna be a bottle blonde
I don’t know why but I feel conned
I wanna be an idle teen
I wish I hadn’t been so clean

I wanna stay inside all day
I want the world to go away
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
I wanna be a real fake

Yeah I wish I’d been a,
Wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
Wish I’d been a prom queen
Fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen
& burning up a bible
Feeling super, super (super!) Suicidal
The wasted years, the wasted youth
The pretty lies, the ugly [bad word] 
And the day [bad word] 
Where I have died
Only to find [bad word] alive

I wanna be a virgin pure
21st century [bad word] 
I want back my virginity
So I can feel infinity
I wanna drink until I ache
I wanna make a big mistake
I want blood, guts & angel cake
I’m gonna puke it anyway

 [bad word] 

I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist
I wish I didn’t really kiss the mirror
When I’m on my own
Oh god! I’m gonna die alone
Adolescence didn’t make sense
little loss of innocence
The ugly years of being a fool
Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?