Let me introduce you to my time machine
 See my suped up bird spread her golden wings
 Going back in black through my neighbourhood
 My main street middle class Hollywood

 Jenny's all jet-set Purple Rain cassette
 Looking like she was the queen of the 80's
 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 Yeah you know I'd be the king of the ladies

 If I knew back then what I know right now
 You know I'd be the king of the ladies
 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes

 Just an average Joe making minimum wage
 Burger flipping on the beach
 Instead of hitting the wave
 When the girls walk by with their copper tone tan
 S_cker punching the clocks, stop working for the man
 Well there aint no cure for the summertime blues
 Oh Candy, oh would you save me?

 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 Yeah you know I'd be the king of the ladies

 If I knew back then what I know right now
 You know I'd be the king of the ladies
 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes
 If I knew back then what I know right now
 You know I'd be the king of the ladies
 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes

 I walked up to the dance in the High school gym
 This girl with drop-dead legs, I'm moving in
 You know must have been the DJ spinning Billy Jean
 I tapped Nikki on the shoulder told dance with me
 It's like that scene from Grease
 The way we bumped to the beat
 I had the girl give me the slip
 She got away from me

 Coz if I knew back then what I know right now
 You know I'd have the pick of the ladies

 If I knew back then what I know right now
 You know I'd be the king of the ladies
 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes
 If I knew back then what I know right now
 You know I'd be the king of the ladies
 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes
 If I knew back then what I know right now
 You know I'd be the king of the ladies
 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes
 If I knew back then what I know right now
 You know I'd be the king of the ladies
 And if I knew back then what I know right now
 There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes