I am, I am, I am
I am, I am, I am
I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am, I am, I am

Yeah!

Payback is overdue
So much for my I.O.U.!
My head is stuck underneath God’s thumb
I guess that makes me the lucky one

Yeah! Yeah!

Stupidity is a constant trend
Murphy and I have [bad word] best friends!
Hooray for dreams gone before [bad word] Hooray for me I’m the lucky one

And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am [bad word] The jokes on me, I’m the lucky one

Yeah!
Ha-ha-ha!

sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat!
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one

And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am [bad word] The jokes on me, I’m the lucky ONE!

I tried to push straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my freakin' head is stuck
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck

I tried to push straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my freakin' head is stuck
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck

I tried to push straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my freakin' head is stuck
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck!

Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck!

I tried to push straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my freakin' head is stuck
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck!

I don’t believe in luck
I don’t believe in luck!

I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] Thank God I don’t believe in luck
Thank God I don’t believe in luck
Thank God I don’t believe in luck
Thank God I don’t believe in luck [bad word] linings on my black clouds
It’s raining [bad word]  will somebody tell me what’s that all about?!
Wish on a Blackstar until [bad word] It’s here for me, I’m the lucky one

I am, I am, I am
I am, I am, I am
I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am only human
I guess that makes me THE LUCKY ONE!

I guess that makes me the lucky one
I am, I am, I am
I guess that makes me the lucky one
I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one
One!
I guess that makes me the lucky one
I guess that makes me the lucky one