season 2 episode 11 "The Emperor's New Musical"

Kuz-co-dance (ooh ooh)

Kuz-co-dance (ooh ooh)

Kuzco: Boom baby boom baby, I'm your man

Me the star, you my number-one fan.

I'm so chill I'm cooler than cool, I'm the starry star that'll save our school

So please now Malina

Won't you be my queen-a

I like trampoleen-as

Malina: What?

 [bad word]  The Kuzco dance, (Kuzco: Yay me!)

Who-a who-a who-a

Do the Kuzco dance. (He's dancin'! He's dancin'!)

The Kuzco dance,

Who-a who-a who-a

Do the Kuzco dance.

Hands up!

Kuzco: To the highest high!

 [bad word]  Bow down.

Kuzco: To my mighty might!

 [bad word]  Give gifts!

Kuzco: Ha ha, outta sight!

 [bad word]  Doin' the Kuzco Dance all night!

Get funky with Kuzco not that other [bad word] 

Have you ever seen Kuzco in his birthday suit?

He's strong, he's brave, he's passion-y

And even roller-disco fashion-y!

His collar's as big as

His bell-bottom pants

C'mon everybody, do

The Kuzco dance, (Kuzco: Yay me!)

Who-a who-a who-a

Do the Kuzco dance.

Kuzco: And here's how ya do it.

Mr. Moleguaco: Hands up!

 [bad word]  To the highest high!

Mr. Moleguaco: Bow down!

 [bad word]  To his mighty might!

Mr. Moleguaco: Give gifts!

 [bad word]  Get outta sight,

Kuzco dance all over the floor,

Kuzco dance so superior,

Kuzco dance now everybody more,

You did it all before, now do it some more!

The Kuzco dance!

Kuzco: All the ladies in the house, shake your booty like this!

 [bad word]  The Kuzco, he's dancin'!

Kuzco: All Malinas in the house, c'mon and give me a kiss!