I'll be the ticket if you're my collector
I've got your fare if you're my inspector
I'll be the luggage, if you'll be the porter
I'll be the parcel if you'll be the sorter

Just for you, here's a love song
Just for you, here's a love song
And it makes me glad to say
It's been a lovely day and it's okay

I'll be the mail and you can be the guard
I'll be the ink on your season ticket card
I'll be [bad word]  you'll be the bin
I'll be the paint on the sign if you'll be the tin

Just for you, here's a love song
Just for you, here's a love song
And it makes me glad to say
It's been a lovely day and it's okay
Okay, oh yeah
 [bad word] 

Just for you, here's a love song
Just for you, here's a love song
And it makes me glad to say
It's been a lovely day and it's okay
It's okay, oh it's okay, oh it's okay