The stripper mummy's death dance causes shiver and earthquakes
Out of the [bad word] y zombies, dead corpses awakes
The restless headless horseman is looking for his hat
guana smelling witch is eating coffinnails with a bat
Upstairs the frenzy she-devils tempts with wild mad sin, you know
I [bad word] infernal torment demented bondage are go

Back in that old haunted cathouse
Where everybody used to go - All pleasures were for free
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Bloody Mary and King Kong is kissing while lost souls cry
Hand in hand watching meteors and stars on the midnight sky
ghastly crew of wicked men arrive in the batmobile
Klingon's [bad word] flying their UFO - Oooh, what a thrill

Back in that old haunted cathouse
Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that old haunted cathouse
Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that...(this is where things get a little out of control!)...old haunted cathouse.