Here's the thing about saying [bad word] 
it starts with and it ends with uck
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim: Oh F*ck!

Hey, look at that, they just bleeped me
Instead, say: [bad word] #33; It's so easy
And I like to take a moment, just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say [bad word] anywhere

Stub you toe [bad word] 
Lose your cash [bad word] 
You're naked and your [bad word] home [bad word] 

Fail your class [bad word] 
Scratch your [bad word] [bad word] 
Clip your nails too short and it hurts [bad word] 

 [bad word] your pants [bad word] 
Bite your tongue [bad word] 
No one shows up to your party [bad word] 

Red ring of death [bad word] 
Forget to breathe [bad word] 
Find out your mom is your dad [bad word] 

Say [bad word] every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say you're with me now, don't make this suck
F*****uck!!

Wow man, did you just say f*ck?
No man, I just said [bad word] 

(talking)
But when you bleep it, it says f*ck

(rapping)
Who cares man? We're saying [bad word] 

Lose your teeth [bad word] 
.......... [bad word] 
Jonas brothers stuck in your head [bad word] 

Crash your car [bad word] 
Into your dog [bad word] 
Turns out your dog is your mom [bad word] 

(talking)
(AP) Wait, so now my mom is a dog?
(IH) And your dad
(AP) Dude, this is just getting ridiculous
(IH) You act like it's not normal
(AP) It isn't normal!
(IH) It is in Canada
(AP) So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
(IH) Yes

(rapping)
Fail at science [bad word] 
Eat a pencil [bad word] 
There's over 500 pokemon?! WHAT THE [bad word] 

Lose the game [bad word] 
David Blaine [bad word]  [bad word] over by a... (what?) [bad word] 

(talking)
(IH) Yeah, next time you wanna say the F-word
Just say [bad word] 
It's more polite

(AP) And if you didn't like this song
Go [bad word] yourself!