[Admiral] 
This is Admiral [bad word] to base camp
It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
And I have no experience with this type of [bad word] 
Who should I call for help?

[Vader]
It's the V to the to the D-E-R (Vader!)
 [bad word] #39; the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar
 [bad word] you up no matter who you are!

[Palpatine]
Tell them [bad word] 'bout this here Dark Side!
Roll up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels cause their skills ain't [bad word] #33;

[Vader]
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zag stay lit!
 
[Yoda]
Oh, [bad word] #33; Yoda on the scene
900 year fiend
Smoking Dagobah green!
 [bad word] on my tip, like Lando on liquor

[Lando]
Aw, you're just jealous cause my black [bad word] #39;s thicker

[Chewbacca]
*Wookie yell*

[Lando]
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie
Last night I had Leia all [bad word] wanting to do me

[Luke]
Shut the [bad word] up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister

[Ben Kenobi]
Luke! Use the force
Before intercourse
But Luke, don't forget!
 [bad word] ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!

(Ohh!)

[Luke]
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't [bad word]  his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
[Vader]
No one brings it worse to this [bad word] universe

(Rebels!)
[Luke]
You know we'll [bad word] win, cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
[Palpatine]
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
[Yoda]
You also feel Vader's [bad word] in you. [bad word] #33;

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

[Han Solo]
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat [bad word] slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry [bad word] thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed [bad word] 
Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

[C3PO]
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a [bad word] man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of [bad word] positioning
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
*R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having  with robotic strangers!

[Jar Jar Binks]
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and [bad word] yo wife
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb
Meesa will [bad word] you with me tongue
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna [bad word] #33;Explain