Heavy traffic, highway song
Steely bodies on parade
Heavy traffic, roll along
High performance cavalcade
Heavy traffic, [bad word] 
All together, stop and go
Heavy traffic, miss a turning
 [bad word] the traffic flow

If I ever get to heaven
I'll be sure to go by train
If I make it home by seven
I'll never drive again

Heavy traffic, stormy weather
Monday morning on the road
Heavy traffic, wait forever
Following an overload
Heavy traffic, never-ending
Spitting poison in the air
Metal river, who's pretending?
You won't ever get me there

If I ever get to heaven
I'll be sure to go by train
If I make it home by seven
I'll never drive again