People should be left alone 
Unless they have a happy home. 
...to partly cloudy. The central part of the country, especially the Pit area, currently has clear skies but that condition could soon change due to an unusual influx of unseasonably cool winds sweeping down into the infamous Pit heat. Meanwhile here on the west coast the weather has continued much as it has for the last week.
When it was back when 
We would not pretend 
We were only friends. 
We [bad word] our regular program for this special announcement... Ourtelometer is reporting that a large storm has developed in the vicinity of the Pit area. Any travellers who might be headed towards that distant region are encouraged to delay further plans until this storm has passed.