If you [bad word] to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I'll Sectumsempra your [bad word] before you even draw your wand
I'll make fool out of you, like you're that broke wizard Ron
If you [bad word] to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna [bad word] your [bad word] if you get up in my face
Cuz if you [bad word] to party, you in the wrong place

Pansy thinks she's all that, in her frilly pink dress
But she looks like a hot tranny mess

I see her rollin' in with Draco, but I'm scheming on her man
She's afraid I'm gonna steal him, cuz she knows I can

All I need is five minutes, five minutes with him alone
And I bet you five Sickles he's gonna take me home

If you [bad word] to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I'll Sectumsempra your [bad word] before you even draw your wand
I'll make fool out of you, like you're that broke wizard Ron
If you [bad word] to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna [bad word] your [bad word] if you get up in my face
Cuz if you [bad word] to party, you in the wrong place

Drinkin' gin and pumpkin juice in my silver-chrome cup
I'm gonna get real loose, I'm gonna get [bad word] up

Some wizards can't hold their liquor and they're gettin' real sloppy
If you get much sicker, better go see Madame Poppy

Even Snape's a little tipsy, and McGonagall is smokin'
Trelawny's [bad word] on sherry, and Dumbledore is tokin'

Why you tryin' to kill my buzz, you're a prefect not a narc
Why you gotta call the fuzz, [bad word]  I got a Dark Mark!

If you [bad word] to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I'll Sectumsempra your [bad word] before you even draw your wand
I'll make fool out of you, like you're that broke wizard Ron
If you [bad word] to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna [bad word] your [bad word] if you get up in my face
If you [bad word] to party, you in the wrong place

The boys are feelin' me tonight, they're trying to get next to me
And we're gonna have an orgy, cuz we're high on ecstasy

If you take felix felicis, you just may get lucky
But you gotta wait in line, if you wanna F...riend me on Myspace!

Don't you call me a [bad word] cuz I like to get laid
I do this just for fun, I never get paid

So if you wanna get with me, don't matter what house you're from
So long as you promise me you're gonna make [bad word] ..with you to the next Yule Ball!

If you [bad word] to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain't afraid to cut a [bad word] up in the Great Hall
I'll Sectumsempra your [bad word] before you even draw your wand
I'll make fool out of you, like you're that broke wizard Ron
If you [bad word] to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna [bad word] your [bad word] if you get up in my face
Cuz if you [bad word] to party, you in the wrong place