Verse: 

Sometimes I am a burden on my friends, I know, 
And I ask too much of you. 
I'm hard enough to be around, when I'm in one of my moods, 
But John you have to understand, you know, 
There are things I just won't do, 
And that's where [bad word] in, that's why I need you. 
 [bad word]  

John right now all I need is you, 
John right now all I need is you, 
To pass me my phone. 

Verse: 

I need to send a text to that serial killer but, it's not worth, worth my energy, 
The number's on the desk right over there, tell me if he says anything, 
I know it's not what you expected in a flatmate or expected in a new friend, 
These things I need are the price of your new life, can [bad word]  
 [bad word]  

John right now all I need is you, 
John right now all I need is you, 
To send that text. 

Bridge: 

John I know that you must need things from me, 
Don't be afraid, no, just ask and you'll see 
That I'll be there for you if you ever feel down, 
I promise I'll always, always be around. 

Verse: 

So whenever I'm on your nerves, so mad you can't see straight, 
Remember, John, it's not my fault: I do it all for the case. 
I'm glad that you are my flatmate though, yes I am not ashamed, 
To admit that I need you John. 
 [bad word]  

John right now all I need is you, 
John right now all I need is you, 
To be my blogger.