All our monkeys have monkeys
We drive our death [bad word] diamond Jaguar limousines
We're not fantastic [bad word] 
But we play them on TV
It's a dirty word Reich
Say what you like
It's a dirty word Reich
Say what you like

We're the low art gloominati
And we aim to depressed
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque
We're the low art gloominati
And we aim to depressed
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque

The devils are girls with Vah Goh's missing ear
You say what you want but filth is all that they hear
And we got the jigger
To make all of you bigger
Ladies und Gentlemen so drop your [bad word] hait
And make sure you're not late, you dramps and lunatics
Here's a trick that's gonna make you
Click

We're the low art gloominati
And we aim to depressed
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque
We're the low art gloominati
And we aim to depressed
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque

It's a dirty word Reich
Say what you like
It's a dirty word Reich
Say what you like

So my Bon Mots, Hit-boy Tommy Trons, Rowdy rowdies,
Honey-fingered Goodbuy Dolls
Hellzanoguos, open your thord Nostril,
Put on your black face and your God is gone

We're the low art gloominati
And we aim to depressed
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque
We're the low art gloominati
And we aim to depressed
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque