We get the [bad word] loaded with some chicken and some sheep 
Ket Tacky's gonna buy himself new tires to his Jeep 
I say Pigs and pork and hay on forks 
that's our melody 
On the market we'll be very rich one day you'll see 

On the market I saw [bad word] she offered me a pig 
Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig 
so I sure was in a hurry so I threw it in the [bad word] 
Then she got very mad and I said: Who gives a [bad word]  
 [bad word]  
Get the [bad word] loaded we've a long way to go 
Get the [bad word] rollin' away from Idaho 
Keep the wheels movin' all the way to Walnut Grove 
and I know and I know we're gonna see the money flow. 

Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake 
He had bought the tires Bill had made of his gigantic snake
he said: Snakeskin tires! They will match up perfect with my boots. 
Then Bill [bad word] after him the big fat [bad word]  

Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads 
I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle Fred 
but the noise he made was awful so I threw him in the [bad word] 
Then he got very mad so I just kicked him in the back