My [bad word] cost a late-night fee
Your [bad word] got the HIV

My [bad word] plays on the double feature screen
Your [bad word] went straight to DVD

My [bad word]  bigger than a bridge
Your [bad word] look like a little kid's

My [bad word]  large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your [bad word] look like you're 14

My [bad word]  locked in a cage, right
Your [bad word] suffers from stage fright

My [bad word]  so hot its stolen
Your [bad word] look like Gary Coleman

My [bad word]  pink and big
Your [bad word] stinks like [bad word] 
My [bad word] got a Caesar do
Your [bad word] needs a tweezer dude

My [bad word] is like super size
Your [bad word] look like 2 fries

My [bad word]  more mass than the Earth
Your [bad word] half-staff; it needs work

My [bad word]  been there, done that
Your [bad word] sits there with dunce cap

My [bad word]  VIP
Your [bad word] needs ID

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got [bad word] like Jesus

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got [bad word] like Jesus

My [bad word] need no introduction
Your [bad word] don't even function

My [bad word] serve the whole luncheon
Your [bad word] looks like a munchkin

My [bad word]  size of a pumpkin
Your [bad word] looks like Macaulay Culkin

My [bad word]  good good lovin
Your [bad word]  good for nothin

My [bad word] benchpress 350
Your [bad word] couldn't shoplift at thrifty

My [bad word]  pretty [bad word] skippy
Your [bad word]  hungry as a hippy

My [bad word] don't fit down the chimney
Your [bad word] is like a kid from the Phillippines

My [bad word] is like an M16
Your [bad word]  broken vending machine

My [bad word] parts the seas
Your [bad word] farts and [bad word] 
My [bad word] [bad word] in the jungle
Your [bad word] got touched by your uncle

My [bad word] goes to yoga
Your [bad word]  [bad word] roll-up

My [bad word]  Grade beef
Your [bad word]  Made a geek

My [bad word]  sick and dangerous
Your [bad word]  quick and painless

My [bad word] ..'nuff said
Your [bad word]  loves Fred

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got [bad word] like Jesus

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got [bad word] like Jesus