[bad word] 'bout the things we've seen
 [bad word] 'bout the things we'd be
 [bad word] 'bout the loves we've had
My oh my it wasn't so bad
When we had that to loosen our minds
Hey little baby in the front row, be kind

(bar [bad word]  Telling you the gospel [bad word] 
(bar [bad word]  Why don't you all go get screwed?
(bar [bad word]  Why don't you tell me something new?
(bar [bad word]  Yeah, [bad word] 

 [bad word] 'bout the Windsor  [bad word] 'bout the Western Sea
Why can't you all be like a Grainger man?
Or even a Pheland man?
I'll tell you what we'll meet in Amsterdam
And then you'll see what should be really can

(bar [bad word]  Telling you the gospel [bad word] 
(bar [bad word]  Why don't you all go get screwed?
(bar [bad word]  Why don't you tell me something new?
(bar [bad word]  Yeah, [bad word]  that's what I'm talking about

Got anything to say? No? Well, shut up...

There's a place with a lot of eyes
Strange smoke perfume around the peacock guys
And the girls, they move their heat
To the [bad word] beat
But that's another place, another time
Maybe we'll meet there in quite a short while

(bar [bad word]  Telling you the gospel [bad word] 
(bar [bad word]  Why don't you all go get screwed?
(bar [bad word]  Why don't you tell me something new?
(bar [bad word]  Yeah, [bad word] 

I really don't know what to say
That's gonna happen to us all one day
And when it does you can have me too
But until then I really don't know what to do
I'm just gonna keep on

(bar [bad word]  Telling you the gospel [bad word] 
(bar [bad word]  Why don't you all go get screwed?
(bar [bad word]  Why don't you tell me something new?
(bar [bad word]  Yeah, [bad word]