Once upon a time in a place not far from here
Lived a prince in a castle with his lovely fiancée
One day got bit by a bat and she grew paler and paler
She died later that spring in the arms of ...

 - Vlad The Impaler outcast from the arch
Only fools dare to whisper his name after dark

«Vlad is the Devil», that's what they say;
But he's so very generous on fangs-givings day!

Vlad The Impaler sings a lullaby for naughty, naughty children;
The time [bad word] to... die!

Vlad has a hole where his heart ought to be,
He knows the "life at stake" process by heart, see

Vlad The Impaler crawls out his den
Like itsy bitsy spider he crawls back again

If Vlad would have a penny for every time he's bad,
Then Vlad would have plenty... but no-no

Vlad has a bad breath caused by tooth-decay
when stalking his victims bad breath gives him away

But he was more known as... Dracula!!!