[Intro: cowboy]
I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
20 years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em
Quickest [bad word] gun-slingers I've ever seen, got murdered in cold blood
That old saloon there was their little "home away from home"
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet night, you can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce da 5'9"

[Eminem]
I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head
Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed
'til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
Told him each one of his boys is dead
I asked him [bad word] to the dark side, he made a choice and said

[Royce]
Who hard? Yo I done heard worse, we can get in two cars
And accelerate at each other to see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandits panic whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the Devil
Intelligence level is hellier than treble peaking on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist
Intercepting missiles with my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, it's like the [bad word] and the Nations
Collaborating attempting to take over the Earth

[Eminem]
Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
And we hit the trees til we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
Above the law cause I don't agree with police either
 [bad word]  me neither) We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
Releasing rage on anybody in squeezing range
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain (He's insane)
No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm [bad word] off
Cause I can't find a decent vein

[Royce]
The disaster with dreads, I'm bad enough [bad word] suicide
And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead
When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
Cause I serve any stranger with money
I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
While slipping bullets at point-blank range like they was punches
 [bad word] on a flag and burn it, murder you [bad word] to your funeral
Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it
Whipping human [bad word]  throwing blows, cracking jaws
With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass
I'm blazing MCs, at the same time amazing MCs
Somehow, MCs ain't that eyebrow-raising to me
From all of angles of us, flash a Mack loud enough
To cast a avalanche and bust till volcanoes [bad word] 

[Eminem]
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?
I'm the one who burned your house down, well I'm out now
And this time [bad word] back to blow your house up
And I ain't gon' leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to [bad word] and I'm getting ready to leave
I'mma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe

[Royce]
Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
And we hit the trees til we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
Against peaceful, see you in [bad word] for the sequel
(We'll be waiting) See you in [bad word] 
Wall Street, Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady
See you in [bad word] fo