What ya thinking wearing that skirt?
 What ya thinking being a flirt?
 What ya thinking wearing PVC?
 What ya thinking?
 What ya thinking?
 What ya thinking smelling like a dead hand?
 What ya thinking digging that band?
 What ya thinking doing your dance?
 What ya thinking?

What ya thinking smokin those cloves?
 What ya thinking wearin those gloves?
 What ya thinking using that cane?
 What ya thinking?
 What ya thinking?
 What ya thinking smelling like dirt, bad poetry of pain and hurt?
 What ya thinking flashing your fangs?
 What ya thinking?
 What ya thinking?

"Could you be any more Gothic pretentious!"
 "How dare you speak to the Prince of E-ville that way you slllllllut!"
 "Prince if E-ville! You work at [bad word] Dairy Queen!"