Readin' my paper in Ray's Cafe
The ol'guy next to me is loud as day.
Rambled and rambled while eatin' his pie,
He dropped his wallet, now it's mine uh-huh.

Sorry old man but that's just the way that it is
Don't bother none.
Won't help at all to worry
//back to beginning...
'bout it.


Picked up the wallet and slipped outside,

Walked around and walked around and walked around town.

I found my nerve and a good place to hide,

Only to find no cash inside, uh-huh!

Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is,

Don't bother none.

Won't help at all to worry 'bout it.

I got thirsty so I went to a bar,

Met a li'l darlin' with the face of a star.

In the mornin', woke up to find

She stole my car along with my heart, yeah yeah.

REPEAT

Wish she'd give me back my heart, uh-huh.

REPEAT