I bought these pants here the other day, but they're too big.
I'd like to return them.
Do you have your receipt with you?
Sure, here you go.
Sir, these pants were on sale.
We don't take returns on sale items.
How about a store credit?
I'm afraid there are no returns at all on sale merchandise.
I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do.
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