I've got a friend who is 24 
He's got a sticker upon his door saying 
I am the evil one 
I'm the devil who's having fun 
He´s the captain and he's the bear 
He's the one who is nice and fair 
Drinking beer in the afternoon 
Met a girl and they got married soon 

Keep your monsters on the monster's wall 
Don't let them near you 
Hide until you hear me call 
Don't let them see you 
Monster on the monster's wall 
Don't let them feed you 
Cause they will lie and cheat to make it fall 
Don't let them get you - let them get you too 

Love can blind you and cast a spell 
And he took you on a trip to [bad word] 
You got some diamonds 
you got some gold 
Play with fire but you're so cold 
Don't believe them don't say anything 
I'm innocent don't you know 
The demon told her to hold him close 
It's the one you love that hurt the most