Sometimes I get kicked hard in the balls;
Sometimes [bad word] into walls;
Sometimes I [bad word] on my friends when they're sleepin';
Sometimes I [bad word] in the stalls
But I still have fun and from snakes [bad word] 
Knoxville why'd you have to do that?
Get Knoxville down here;
Get Knoxville down here;
Why don't you call off Knoxville?

I'm from Jackass don't you know?
I'm friends with Steve-O;
I'm probably gonna regret to do this;
If I fall of I'll break my toe;
All for this stupid show;
We're making 4.0 and it's gonna be pretty haggard