[Rarity]
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This I can assure
For each and every dress
I vow to give finesse
With time, love, and couture
My favorite moment's when a pony sees it
That special gown that she just adores
That pony's now in style
My hard work's all worthwhile
Oh, yes, it makes my heart
My heart just soar
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[Rarity]
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No dress here's unique
The panels all the same
Each colored windowpane
I fashion only makes me want to shriek!
[sighs]
Oh, to create would give me elation
To feel once again some inspiration [bad word] on now, Rarity
Give me some clarity
Time for your couture love [bad word]  [bad word] of Rarity, extra TLC
This feels more sublime
Soon now, they will see how good these can be
With a little extra shine
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All can see it's [bad word] 
These new gems add such flair
Their beauty [bad word] 
This old style suddenly gleams anew
[humming]