There once was a kid named Deuce 
Who got sick n' tired of bein' picked on 
so he got himself a nice 22' 
Click BOOM, now he's on the [bad word] news

Now who's the king of these rap acts? American Bad [bad word] 
They say he's a class act, no wonder he's jabbed at 
That's why they put me up in lights and I rap back 'n have these critics wanna' mimic my crack [bad word] 
He ain't no cinic but he knows where your dad's at 
They ain't gonna finish till they send you to bagdhad

and minute by minute they go' pull you right in it, you go' end up at clinics because they put you on xinix 
but don't you worry I'm back ya Deuce is back with a black hat, cape and a black cat baby I'm the new Batman. 
"oooooooo" 
You know only sarah can grab that, I don't need no groupies trying to grab at my pants,
hoping that I'm gonna go back and tax that I ain't endin' up in no place with no bad rash. 
 [bad word] I get laughed at by media trash bag's, just because I'm white and I sing like I'm half black?

Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty looks so pretty 
you want what you can't have and you know that's too [bad word] bad

try and take my pride, we both know that's silly know that's silly. 
you want what you can't have and you know that's too [bad word] bad

Soon as my voice's touch's or even get's close to a track it's ratatatatat I'm droppin' bomb's on they asses 
burn you up in the ashes ya I'm back to my old tactics, rappin to slay [bad word] and rappers who ain't have what it take's 
so I straight jack 'em, Slap em' I ain't laughin', this is where it gets tragic homie you ain't matchin' me or my ryhmes 
half black half white rapper tryna' downgrade my skills tellin everyone I'm wack, [bad word] what about your habbit? 
Slangin' dope on the streets from your one bedroom apartment. (HEY LOOK IT'S ME CARTMAN I'M RETARDED)
Don't get me started how these old farts tryn' pick apart my religion, of course I'm gifted ain't no god but I'm lifted. 
Listen I'm the wizkid who grew up a little different. [bad word] to my life [bad word]  It's my last mission.

Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty looks so pretty 
you want what you can't have and you know that's too [bad word] bad

try and take my pride, we both know that's silly know that's silly. 
you want what you can't have and you know that's too [bad word] bad

I was born to rip [bad word]  Born with too much wit, that's why they call me the wizkid cuz I drop hits. 
Mimic me? I'm too sick, you can't hang I'm too quick. What's my name? DEUCE [bad word]  it's the new [bad word]  
Leavin' ego's [bad word] in ya you're trapped you're stupid. Try and step in my shoes but it's foolish. 
I'm coo coo homie I got [bad word] #39;s loose. [bad word] TOOL, you can kiss my [bad word] too [bad word]  You and your DR PHIL affiliates, you're worth 
two cents of my time and a few bars, so move [bad word]  As long as I'm doing music, I'ma be a nuesence, It's a new movement.

Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty looks so pretty 
you want what you can't have and you know that's too [bad word] bad

try and take my pride, we both know that's silly know that's silly. 
you want what you can't have and you know that's too [bad word] bad

Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty looks so pretty 
you want what you can't have and you know that's too [bad word] bad

try and take my pride, we both know that's silly know that's silly. 
you want what you can't have and you know that's too [bad word] bad