Nothing in the world is perfect
Grin and bear it silently or yell into my ear [bad word]  it's my department [bad word]  it's my department
Everything you wear's too tight and clashes with the candlelight
Just give it back, no questions asked

Nothing in the world is perfect
Grin and bear it silently or yell into my ear [bad word]  stereophonic [bad word]  it's ironic
How they chatter, how they bore us like some avant- gardish chours
Just give it back, no questions asked

I'll dive off the mezzanine if one more points at crooked seams
sign of shoddy workmanship, of Asiatic hands that slipped
Just give it back, no questions asked

Nothing in the world is perfect
Grin and bear it silently or yell into my ear [bad word]  there's to many hours [bad word]  the bosses cower
Two weeks free from [bad word]  it was due to [bad word] 
Take her to Spain, hear [bad word] 

Now she says she is expecting
That's my fault for not protecting
Her from all the risks of passion
 [bad word]  she's old-fashioned
Just give it back, no questions asked
 [bad word]  it's my department [bad word]  it's my department