[bad word] (x2)]
 Will you stay in our Lovers' Story
 If you stay you won't be sorry
 'Cause we believe in you
 Soon you'll grow so take a chance
 With a couple of Kooks
 Hung up on romancing

 We bought a lot of things 
 to keep you warm and dry
 And a funny old crib on which the paint won't dry
 I bought you a pair of shoes
 [bad word] you can blow
 And a book [bad word]  On what to say to people 
 when they pick on you
 'Cause if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty Kookie too
 [bad word] 

 And if you ever have to go to school
 Remember how they messed up 
 this old fool
 Don't pick fights with the bullies 
 or the cads
 'Cause I'm not much cop at punching other people's Dads
 And if the homework brings you down
 Then we'll throw it on the fire
 And take the car downtown
 [bad word] (repeat ad inf.)]