I am the mimic man [bad word] from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It's Tommy Cooper
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man [bad word] from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It's Frank Spencer
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice

Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man [bad word] from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It'ss Victor Meldrew
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Oh, my God, I don't believe it
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Frank Spencer's on the phone

Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man [bad word] from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It's the Scousers
Can't down, can't down, can't down
Hey, can't down, can't down, can't down
Hey, can't down, can't down, can't [bad word] on, you do it like [bad word] on, you do it like... 
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Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Oh, my God, I don't believe it
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Frank Spencer's on the phone
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man [bad word] from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It's Eric Cantona
Ooh ah Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona
Say ooh ah Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona

Can't down, can't down, can't down
Hey, can't down, can't down, can't down
Hey, can't down, can't down, can't [bad word] on, you do it like [bad word] on, you do it like... 
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Oh, my God, I don't believe it
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Frank Spencer's on the phone
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man [bad word] from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It's [bad word] Foresythe
Nice to see you, to see you nice, nice to see you, to see you nice
Nice to see you, to see you nice, mmm, what do points make prizes! 

Ooh ah Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona
Say ooh ah Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona
Can't down, can't down, can't down
Hey, can't down, can't down, can't down
Hey, can't down, can't down, can't [bad word] on, you do it like [bad word] on, you do it like... 
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Oh, my God, I don't believe it
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Frank Spencer's on the phone
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh, that's nice
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that
I am the mimic man! 
Oh yeah!