Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's [bad word]  and he's [bad word] [bad word] 

Your, father is the fourth worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of hearing his [bad word] [bad word] songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's [bad word]  and he's [bad word] [bad word] 

You knew you'd end up getting beaten up in school
Because your dad's songs sucked so [bad word] bad
You were sick of hearing 'You look Wonderful Tonight'
So you jumped out a really high up window.

Sometimes I wish you didn't die
Because I hate that song 'Tears in Heaven'
I was glad you died until he wrote that song
And Kevin Sharp is [bad word]