Billy gets a happy meal at Micky D's
Goes inside the playplace to have fun
But he suffocates and drowns in the ball pit
It looks like once again the evil clown has won

Holy geez, oh my god
Life is gone, yeah
La la la la
Life is gone

Marty works a crane at a [bad word] site
Wants to finish cause he's in [bad word] 
But, the crane it slips on a banana peel
And he knocks down a building and then he gets [bad word] 

Holy geez, oh my god
Life is gone, yeah
La la la la
Life is gone

Any little event could cause someone to die
By a butterfly's wings, you could be the one
It's time to say bye bye bye

Suzie's at a pond where many ducks are found
Loves to feed them little [bad word] of bread
But the ducks have not been fed in several months
And they devour her and leave only the head

Holy geez, oh my god
Life is gone, yeah
La la la la
Life is gone

From a little trainwreck to the Earth getting destroyed
By the blink of an eye, it could happen now
Death is what you can't avoid

Ethel's an old lady crossing on the street
Sadly she gets hit by some [bad word] guy
All her organs fly and splatter everywhere
And a poodle eats them starting with her eyes

Holy geez, oh my god
Life is gone, yeah
La la la la
Life is gone

Your life has just begun
But soon you're gonna die