[Intro]
*phone rings*
[Sgt. Kickass]
Police Department, Sgt. Kickass speaking
[D.O.C]
Yeah, uh.. Kickass, hey it's me again
[Sgt. Kickass]
Hold on... hold on a [bad word]  minute!
*door opens, then closes*
[Sgt. Kickass]
What the [bad word] is your problem? I told you not to call me here!
This better be some good [bad word] ..
[D.O.C]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a big one, it's going down tonight
B-B-B-But it's gonna cost you two thousand
[Sgt. Kickass]
Wha, you cluckerin' motherfu--
[D.O.C]
Listen if you wanna make the deal, you fat [bad word] 
It's at 477 Savona Way, 4 A.M.! And don't [bad word] me!
*phone hangs up*
[Police 1]
Hey I don't feel good about this one man
[Police 2]
Hey we been [bad word]  doin' this for 10 years and we haven't been caught yet
[Police 1]
Yeah I just don't know about this one
[Police 2]
Hey just shut the [bad word] up and pass me a donut

*phone rings*
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah, what's happening?
[D.O.C]
Hey what's up Dre?
[Dr. Dre]
Ayo Doc, what's happenin' man, you hook that [bad word] up with 5-0?
[D.O.C]
Oh I hooked that [bad word] up man, this [bad word] s jumpin' off tonight
It oughta be happenin' at 4 in the morning
[Dr. Dre]
Ah alright, we got somethin' for their [bad word] [Police 1]
Quiet... quiet... Sgt. said this was gonna be pretty easy
[Police 2]
Yeah, but never underestimate those [bad word] [bad word] [Police 1]
Alright are you ready?
[Police 2]
Yeah, I'm as ready as I'll ever be
[Police 1]
Alright, on 3
1... 2... 3!
*door busts open*
[Both Police 1 and 2]
FREEZE [bad word] 
[Eazy-E]
Shoot that [bad word] 
[Dr. Dre]
That's [bad word]  police
Punk mothafunka

SA PRIZE NIGGAZ!

[Hook:] [bad word] the police! [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] the police!
 [bad word] them [bad word] ] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] the police!
[The big payback] You're [bad word] right, yo

[Verse 1: Dr. Dre] [bad word] the [bad word] police!
They don't want peace, they want a [bad word] deceased
So he'll cease to be a problem, and by the way the perform
It seems the Klan gave the white police another uniform
And yo the black police, the house niggas
They gave you a [bad word] gun, so I guess you figure
You made out, good to go, but you didn't know
They would stick your black [bad word] back in the ghetto, yo
To kill another [bad word]  catch him with crack, in fact
Freebase - they put in the neighborhood in the first place
But the brothers ain't stupid, remember that
You got a gat, I got a gat, so whassup with that
to the [bad word] K
The last words you hear, then the smoke appears
Tears, from your [bad word] family
They're starin at me, but I'm goin gun happy, [bad word] 'em!
Shootin everything in sight tonight's the night to get hyped
And fight for what's wrong, [bad word] what's right!
And by the way, my name is Dre
So listen up [bad word] to what I gotta say, yo

[Hook]

(Now for the first episode)

Yeah that [bad word] s hittin man, where the volume at?
Hold-up, hold-up, hold-up, one-time, one-time, one-time
Put the joint out! Put the joint out!
Hey you [bad word] want to step out of the car?
Don't you know it's against the law to play music so god [bad word] loud?
Shut the [bad word] up! Go to jail? Or gimme that [bad word] you was just smoking
 [bad word] from high crime areas view the police as a threat
And that's some [bad word] you betta not forget

[Verse 2: Eazy-E]
Eazy E's the name feared by most
When, a lil [bad word] is thrown in the pen
But on the streets there's two kinds of people
White rich [bad word] and the ones who get harassed like me
Pull over to the side, routine for me
Tearin' up my [bad word]  like they lookin for a key of cocaine
But they never find the [bad word] Ain't got nuttin better to do and nobody else to [bad word] wit
Thinkin' everything is stolen
But can't face facts that a young black [bad word] s just rollin
Making more money than they ever make
Taking more [bad word] than they ever take
Yo pigs are made to kill, and no regret and
Keep your hand on your weapon shoot his [bad word] and start steppin
Cause I'm a [bad word] that don't give a [bad word] about nothin
So let me explain a lil somethin, yo

See, I got this problem, a big problem...
Cops don't like me, so I don't like [bad word] cops

[Hook]

Episode Two:
Get out of the [bad word] car!
Wait a god [bad word] minute what the [bad word] did I do?
Hey just shut the [bad word] up black [bad word] Wait a minute, you ain't gotta be pullin me by my [bad word] hair! Let
Go of my [bad word] hair!
Hey just step the [bad word] back and shut up!
Get your [bad word]  hands off of me!
Calm down, calm down now... listen, we're gonna go around this corner, and
You're gonna suck me and my partner's [bad word]  or you're gonna
Be one black dead [bad word] [bad word] 
[The D.O.C.]
Police [bad word] [bad word] in my neighborhood
That's why I hate them [bad word] 
[Verse 3: MC Ren]
I said [bad word] the police but with a little more force
And maybe now I get my point across
It's a lot here that's goin on, just open your eyes and look
Everyday a young [bad word] is took
Off the face of the street by a police
It's like they gotta a [bad word] chained on a short leash
You can't leave out the city that they shacked up
Cause if you do that's the right they got you jacked up
It's embarassin because you know they justice, but all you can do
Is say [bad word] this, because if you move, that's all she wrote
So what? The excuse to shoot, or they rather stomp your head
Til you're dead with the steel-toe boot
Harassin me with some kind of mind game
Actin like a [bad word] just was born with a gang-name
You call that right but when you're black there's no right
Some recreational [bad word] was only a gang fight
So shootin at the cops was a street thing
To waste time have to explain don't do cocaine
But everything was done just for peace
To retaliate, on the [bad word] police, so I'm sayin

[Hook]

(The final episode)

Episode Three:
Hey Juan, look at the piece of [bad word] man
Watch out watch out watch out homes!
Oh [bad word] man you [bad word] up, you hit a police car
I didn't see that piece of caca!
Better act like you don't speak ingles homes
What the [bad word]  Get your [bad word] out of there, I've had enough
Of your raggedy [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
Oh man no me pegues! por que me pegas? No! por favor no! No! Por que?

[Hook x2]

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