After a year like this one
I'm surprised I did not hate your guts
And after a year like this one
I'm surprised I still love music just as much
After a year like this one
I'm surprised I did not eat my own nail
After a year like this one
I'm sorry if I'm not according to everyone

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After a year like this one
I'm surprised I'm convinced at all
And after a year like this one
I do not roll my eyes in disgust when they call me
After a year like this one
I can't help but wonder how they've been
And after a year like this one
I think I'll lease it all to my next of kin

After a year like this one
I'm surprised we're not all leaving [bad word] And after a year like this one
I want you to choose the restraunt
And after a year like this one
I'll need a good whole sixteen months alone
After a year like this one
I think I'll make the west coast beaches my new home