Real men don't cry 
Stand up! Banzai! 
God speaks through Dr. Phil and Ted Nugent 

Immune to pain 
Me Stud, you Jane 
Check out my [bad word] enlargement 

Watch where I'm going 
I'm on a guilt trip 
I don't believe you 
I don't believe myself 

Watch where I'm going 
I'm on a guilt trip 
I don't [bad word] you 
I don't [bad word] myself 

Win this, win that 
Drink [bad word]  low fat 
Viagra and chemical warfare 

Full speed ahead 
Rest when you're dead 
Popcorn, Fox News, Osama's still out there 

Watch where I'm going 
I'm on a guilt trip 
I don't believe you 
I don't believe myself 

Watch where I'm going 
I'm on a guilt trip 
I don't [bad word] you 
I don't [bad word] myself 

Be smart, invest 
Go east, go west 
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