Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming
Just stay in your lanes
Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming
Just stay in your lanes

No bombing and no heavy petting
So just stay in your lanes
 [bad word] socks and not forgetting to
Just stay in your lanes

Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles

Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Came out of the changing room
And absolutely nothing had changed
So I stayed in your lane
Came out of the changing room
And absolutely [bad word] all had changed
So I stayed in your lane

Speedo, speed boy
Speedo, speed boy
Speedo, speed boy
So I stayed in your lanes

Bido bipop, bido bipop
Bido bipop, bido bipop
Bido bipop, bido bipop
Bido bipop
Bido bipop, bido bipop

Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles

Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles
Madam's and monsieur's, please return to your cubicles

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Stayed in your lanes, stayed
Just stay in your lanes
Just stay, just stick in your lane

Latchmere's got a wave machine