Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime; no help from my friends
So-oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color t.v.
"Dailing for Dollars" is trying to find me
I'll wait for delivery, each day until three
So Lord, won't you buy me a color t.v.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town
I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime; no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz