Phandom can’t you see
We’re too deep
We’ve watched everything
Through [bad word] screens
It’s dangerous
All these memes

We have a Phan song
Based on 2009
And I bet most of us
Have a Dan and Phil shrine
AmazingPhil
And Dan the meme

Too deep
Can’t leave now
Once you ship Phan there is no way out
They’re our OTP.

When you read the phanfics you know we are
Slightly insane but it’s okay
We’ve watched all of their vids, we’ve gone too far
We’re addicted to phan, don’t they know that they’re toxic?
And we love Phil and Dan, but they know that they’re toxic
They should know that they’re toxic

It’s getting late
3 in the morning
Still on Youtube
Gave me pheels with no warning
They say they’re straight
That’s not how they seem

Too deep
Can’t leave now
Once you ship Phan there is no way out
They are our OTP

When you read the phanfics you know we are
Slightly insane but it’s okay
We’ve watched all of their vids, we’ve gone too far
We’re addicted to phan, don’t they know that they’re toxic?
And we love Phil and Dan, but they know that they’re toxic
They should know that they’re toxic

(Gotta love the Phandom)

Read the phanfics, you know we are
Slightly insane but it’s okay
We’ve watched all of their vids, we’ve gone too far
We’re addicted to phan, don’t they know that they’re toxic?
And we love Phil and Dan, but they know that they’re toxic
They should know that they’re toxic

Intoxicate me now
With the hamsters now
With the cherry, now

Intoxicate me now
With the hamsters now
With the cherry, now