IGUANA:
I've a basic inclination
very primal need
To inspect the vegetation
For an egg or centipede
I just can't control this hunger
I just can't seem to cut back
On my ravenous consumption
You're a [bad word] little snack

If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
I could see you as a sandwich
Or a strange, exotic stew
 [bad word] to the jungle
Such a lonely point of view

If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you

GIRLS:
He's wanna eat somebody
What a shocking appetite
Relax, you'll never feel it
He'll do you in one bite
Floating down the river
Like an oyster in a stew
He's wanna eat somebody

IGNUANA:
Looks like it's gonna be you

I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
tempting little morsel
tidbit of fondue
 [bad word] to the foodchain
Such a lovely point of view

If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
(Might as well be you)

If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you

If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you