It feels like days last forever,
With you by my side,
Thought it’d never take this long again, why won’t you die?
Guess I should have left the lobby,
Or killed you at spawn,
I didn’t think that you’d be a problem, but now I want you gone!

You jumped into this server hub like high horse self-centered A**,
Before, you tried advertising, I don’t care about your YouTube fame!

I’m not teaming with NOOBS,
Don’t want your stuff,
Going solo all day,
I can’t get enough,
Fight for my life,
Don’t need your food,
Out of my eyes,
Never with you,
‘Cause I’m not teaming with NOOBS!

My patience pushed to the limits,
Yet you act so cool,
I [bad word] despise how you still stalk me like a fool!
I’m so fed up with you man,
Oh I feel I’m going insane!
Only us two remaining now,
It’s time to show you pain!

I’m not teaming with NOOBS,
Don’t want your stuff,
Going solo all day,
I can’t get enough,
Fight for my life,
Don’t need your food,
Out of my eyes,
Never with you,
‘Cause I’m not teaming with NOOBS!