Ooh [bad word] to bed
Cos my Max had  with his y ex
Ooh [bad word] to bed
Baby I won`t let
Your dreams get wet

Well I`m Max I`m Max
Baby don`t be blue
Don`t you worry don`t be sorry
 [bad word] back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She`s only lonely
We don`t have 
I`m Max Max Max
Baby please stay cool and just relax
I`ll soon be back
But if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred

Ooh [bad word] to bed
Cos my Max had  with his y ex
Ooh [bad word] to bed
Baby I won`t let
Your dreams get wet
Ooh [bad word] to bed
Baby you will get
love you never had
So [bad word] to bed
Or my fantasy
Will drive me mad ooh

I`m Max I`m Max and I [bad word] in Fred
Baby he`s the best friend
I ever had
It`s Fred it`s Fred
Baby just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted
You will get
Call Fred Fred Fred
And you will find
It`s not so bad
It`s just one night
Baby you`ll get through
Tomorrow I`ll be back with you

Oh my Max had 
With his ex last night
Cos he loves her [bad word] and [bad word] 
So I tell you Fred [bad word] into my bed
If you don`tI will call up Fritz