L.A. Lakers fast break makers
Kings of the court shake and bake all takers
Back to back is a bad [bad word] fact a claim that remains in tact

M-A-G-I-see you on the court
Buck [bad word] to play his way and his way is to thwart
M-A-G-I-magic of the buck
Other teams pray for dreams
But he don't give a [bad word] Penetrating the lane like a bullet [bad word] the magic blood a telepathic brain
Knucklehead suckers better duck
When the [bad word] through like a [bad word] Scott stops pops and drops it in
On his way back gets a little skin
From the hand of a man named A.C. Green
Slam so hard break your T.V. screen
Worthy's hot with his tomahawk
Take it to the hole make your mamma talk
I hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble [bad word] to your town and he's going to [bad word] 
L.A. Lakers fast break makers
Kinds of the court shake and bake all takers
Back to back is a bad [bad word] fact a claim that remains in tact

M-A-G-I-see you in purple and gold
You can swim, but you won't get far
So you might as well go home

M-A-G-I-in Buck we [bad word] Restoring order to the court
And justice is a must

Lakers are the team that I watch on the telly
‘Cause they got more moves
Than a bowl full of jelly
The buck stops here - pops - then cheers
roar through the [bad word] That deafens my ears
The one and only know if his kind
Sits in a throne
Not for the records that he holds
But for being bald and bold
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
All time great super super star
I hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble [bad word] to your town and he's going to [bad word] 
Does anybody want some Magic Johnson

L.A. Lakers fast break makers
Kinds of the court shake and bake all takers
Back to back is a bad [bad word] fact a claim that remains in tact